Best Time to Watch a Movie for Empty Theaters & Peace
the Best Empty Theater Time hits different at 10:11 a.m. on a wednesday in this sketchy Cinemark near Akron and i swear nobody else...
Top 10 Drive-In Theaters Still Open in 2025
Drive-In Theaters Still Open—man, typing that while I'm hunched over my laptop in this dingy Tulsa diner, hashbrown grease spotting my keyboard, feels like...
Latest Movie Showtimes Near You: Real-Time Updates
Latest movie showtimes near you are straight-up haunting me tonight, dude. I'm sitting in this sticky AMC parking lot in suburban Jersey—yeah, the one...
Weekend Movie Planner: Best Times to Catch New Releases
Weekend movie planner, dude, I’m hunched over my laptop in this tiny Queens studio—sirens wailing outside like they’re late to their own premiere, cold...
Find Out Which Movies Are Selling Out Fast This Weekend
Find out which movies are selling out fast this weekend because I, your disaster-prone Midwestern movie gremlin, just lived the nightmare in real time....
How to Find Cheap Tickets for Today’s Top Showtimes
Cheap tickets for today’s top showtimes are basically my cardio, okay? I’m hunched over my laptop in a Starbucks in suburban Jersey right now,...
How to Book Showtimes Online Without Extra Fees
I’m telling you, trying to book showtimes online without extra fees is like wrestling a greased raccoon in a Taco Bell parking lot at...
