Most-anticipated Netflix originals premiering this month just dropped and I’m already a disaster, like full-on haven’t seen sunlight since Thursday. I’m in my apartment in Columbus—wait, no, Cincinnati? Whatever, Ohio somewhere—curled up under a blanket that smells faintly of regret and buffalo wing sauce. The window’s cracked because the radiator’s possessed again, hissing like it’s personally offended by my life choices. And yeah, I started Squid Game Season 3 at midnight thinking “just one episode” and now it’s… what time is it? Anyway.
How These Most-Anticipated Netflix Originals Are Straight-Up Gaslighting Me
I paused the teaser for The Electric State like seven times because I swear that robot blinked at me. Not the character, me. I’m not okay. My neighbor banged on the wall at 3 a.m. when I screamed at a jump scare—sorry Karen, but the doll’s head turn is personal. Also I spilled iced coffee on my lap and just… left it. Brown stain shaped like Florida now. Iconic.
The Most-Anticipated Netflix Original I Regret Starting Sober
Emilia Pérez? Zoe Saldaña singing in Spanish while running a cartel? I thought “oh cool, musical” and then bam—identity crisis, narco ballads, I’m crying into a tortilla chip. Why is this so good? I googled the director and accidentally bought the soundtrack on Apple Music at 4 a.m. Send help. Or don’t. I’m committed now.
My Half-Asleep, Kinda Wrong Ranking of Most-Anticipated Netflix Originals Premiering This Month
- Squid Game S3 (Nov 14) – They brought back the dalgona but now it’s electrified?? I dropped my phone in the toilet reaching for it. 10/10 would drown again.
- The Electric State (Nov 15) – Millie + robot + Chris Pratt doing… something? I trust the Russos but also I trusted Cherry so maybe pump the brakes.
- Carry-On (Nov ??) – Wait is this the airport one? Taron Egerton vs. bomb vs. holiday travelers? I fly Spirit, this is my nightmare in 4K.
- The Merry Gentlemen – Christmas strippers? Wait, lumberjacks? I’m too tired to fact-check but I’m watching shirtless.
That One Most-Anticipated Netflix Original I’m Pretending Isn’t Real
There’s a doc about water contamination and I’m like… can we not? I drink from the tap because I’m broke and brave, okay? But the trailer had Flint footage and now I’m side-eyeing my Brita like it’s lying to me. I’ll watch it next never.
Real Talk: I Once Called My Mom During a Finale
True story—Arcane Season 1 ending? I dialed my mom at 2 a.m. sobbing “THEY DID WHAT TO JINX” and she thought someone died. These most-anticipated Netflix originals premiering this month are gonna end me the same way. Mark my words.
The Part Where I Ramble About Nothing
I tried making a TikTok reacting to the Squid Game trailer and accidentally filmed my foot. Got 12 views. One was my ex. The algorithm knows. Anyway, the new game with the bridge? I’d fall first round. I trip over air.
Wait I Think I Blacked Out
Woke up to Netflix asking if I’m still watching The Merry Gentlemen and I don’t remember starting it. There’s a Santa hat on my lamp now. What is time.
Wrapping This Up Before I Faceplant
Look, these most-anticipated Netflix originals are messy and perfect and I hate how much I love them. Go watch the full November list on Tudum before I spoil everything in the comments. Hydrate. Touch grass. Or don’t—I’m not your dad. Just don’t blame me when you’re googling “how to unsee plot twist” at dawn. Peace out, I’m hitting play again.
Outbound Link: Go watch the full November list on Tudum
